Which Manager/Engineer you want to be?

1) Project Manager is a person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in
one month.
2) Construction Manager is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine
babies in one month.
2) Controls Manager is one who asks if the baby is in the budget (and it
saves money to adopt one)
3) Project Engineer is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no
man and woman are available.
4) Section Engineer is a person who thinks it will take 18 months to
deliver a baby.
5) Client is the one who does not know why he wants a baby.
6) Engineering Team is still figuring out how to produce a baby.
7) Procurement Team thinks they do not need a man or woman; it will
produce a child with zero resources.
8) Document Control Group thinks they don't care whether the child is
delivered, they will just document 9 months.
9) Quality Auditor is the person who is never happy with the PROCESS to
produce a baby.
10) Site Engineer does not care...he just wants the woman!
So.........Pick Your Choice!!!

Offline (The Material World Online Management Journal) Volume-3, No- 8, May 2005